What madness is this?

I am about to say the “C” word. If you are easily offended don’t read the next sentence and look away now…you looking away…. you sure? Then I will continue. CURTAINS. They you I have said it! I fully appreciate the necessity for these ridiculous bits of cloth, but have you ever tried to hang a pair? Ye gods, what evil genius invented such an evil contraption. First of you need to hang the rail, my god it is like the krypton factor. You need to screw little plastic brackets to the window…no problem. Then cut the rail to the correct length…no problem. Then mount the rail onto the brackets…. BIG PROBLEM, HUGE PROBLEM, in fact the problem is the size of a small state in America. It is impossible to mount these! Just IMPOSSIBLE. So I decided to take a break and put the hangers onto the curtains…. no problem. Then putt some drawstrings and the curtains are supposed to ruffle…should not have been a problem, but was. Nobody told me that I needed to hold the other end of the draw tape as I pulled it, so I pulled it out. Anyway, I ended up holding the entire draw tape with the ruffle-less curtains laid out before me. Not a problem, I can put them up ruffle free is what I thought. Eh no. After 2 hours of nashing my teeth, stamping my feet and pulling my hair out I decided it was not an electricians lot in life an abandoned the job. the good news is that I have arrived at a cunning plan to block out the light…..i have used drawing pins. Should not be for long my 70 year old mother is visiting shortly, she will know what its all about.  I came up with a cunning plan I have now used some drawing pins

I have a top tip for you. If my reader is considering putting up curtains, get your granny or your mother to undertake the entire escapade. It will save your sanity!

On the work front, not much of a job today, just as well or I would have missed all the fun with the curtains.

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Until next time, thanks for taking the time to read this.

Ian

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Today I rewired a house which took me a while. in that house there was a fuse box  and consumers unit, which had to be fitted, there was a few extra sockets which I had to install too. There was also a new wiring to an extension, I had to also had to wire a AEG cooker, there was also some new outside lights and a mira shower too. I was also called out.

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